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Meet Jordan Carver

Guess who might be stopping by the ship this summer for a collab? That’s right, it’s the beautiful up & coming model Jordan Carver. One of the Clip Critics fans brought Jordan to our attention (thanks Josh) and we’ve been loving her ever since. I’ve been dying to show you this photo but at the request of management we were asked not to publish anything until after the 14th. Well Happy late V-Day Fellas!

Captain C & Crew

P.S. My God,  she’s hypnotic!

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Gerard Butler on SNL

I’ve been hearing a lot of crap about SNL this season but this recent skit cracked me up. I want to go to the ass castle.

~Capt C

P.S. Am I crazy or can Gerard sing?

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Things that Captain Chuck likes:

Lunch…

Cars…

Birthday’s…

Bass fishing…

Parades…

Family Trips…

Change…

Whores…

Pizza…

Tennis…

and of course Jack Nicholson.

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Tramp Stamps

Summer is here and with it out come the tramp stamps.
~Captain C

Nothing screams psycho like a bible verse on her ass.

Creepy!

How do you explain this one to the kids.

Creative!

Can somebody please tell Megan Fox to stop messing with perfection.

Yeah, me and the tattoo guy…. real lucky.

This is just wrong.

Do you guys like girls with tattoos?

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What do you prefer on girls?

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Thanks Rusty!

Rusty Henderson talks about us & Youtube flaggers. We love his V-log style. Go show him some love.

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Jen Aniston -vs- Angelina Jolie

Continue reading Jen Aniston -vs- Angelina Jolie

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Who’s the Hottest?

Who's the Hottest?

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Megan Fox
Megan Fox

Jessica Beil

Keeley Hazzel

Keeley Hazell

Scarlett Johansen

Kelly Brook

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Dead Meat!

If I had to pick which one was the creepiest I would have to go with kermit. It looks like the guy is eating his buddy plus his mouth is open…not good.

~Captain C

Which one is the freakiest?

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Desperate House wife my ass!

Terri Hatcher shows off her hot bod in Miami. I’ll take her and her pancake tits. What do you think?
~Captain C

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Big Bitch!

Kobe is on his way to the championships and Shaq is on way to Dennis Rodmans. Twitteriffic!!!

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