
Guess who might be stopping by the ship this summer for a collab? That’s right, it’s the beautiful up & coming model Jordan Carver. One of the Clip Critics fans brought Jordan to our attention (thanks Josh) and we’ve been loving her ever since. I’ve been dying to show you this photo but at the request of management we were asked not to publish anything until after the 14th. Well Happy late V-Day Fellas!
Captain C & Crew
P.S. My God, she’s hypnotic!

I’ve been hearing a lot of crap about SNL this season but this recent skit cracked me up. I want to go to the ass castle.
~Capt C
P.S. Am I crazy or can Gerard sing?
Lunch…

Cars…

Birthday’s…

Bass fishing…

Parades…

Family Trips…

Change…

Whores…

Pizza…

Tennis…

and of course Jack Nicholson.

Summer is here and with it out come the tramp stamps.
~Captain C

Nothing screams psycho like a bible verse on her ass.

Creepy!

How do you explain this one to the kids.

Creative!

Can somebody please tell Megan Fox to stop messing with perfection.

Yeah, me and the tattoo guy…. real lucky.

This is just wrong.

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Megan Fox
Jessica Beil

Keeley Hazzel
Scarlett Johansen

Kelly Brook

If I had to pick which one was the creepiest I would have to go with kermit. It looks like the guy is eating his buddy plus his mouth is open…not good.
~Captain C

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Terri Hatcher shows off her hot bod in Miami. I’ll take her and her pancake tits. What do you think?
~Captain C


Kobe is on his way to the championships and Shaq is on way to Dennis Rodmans. Twitteriffic!!!
