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Who’s the Hottest?
Megan Fox Jessica Beil Keeley Hazzel Scarlett Johansen Kelly Brook
Dead Meat!
If I had to pick which one was the creepiest I would have to go with kermit. It looks like the guy is eating his buddy plus his mouth is open…not good. ~Captain C
Desperate House wife my ass!
Terri Hatcher shows off her hot bod in Miami. I’ll take her and her pancake tits. What do you think? ~Captain C
Big Bitch!
Kobe is on his way to the championships and Shaq is on way to Dennis Rodmans. Twitteriffic!!!
Nooooo, not Janet!!!
What happened?! At first I thought it was Oprah Winfrey then I realized it was Janet, Miss Jackson and she’s nasty. It seems like only yesterday she was on stage at the Superbowl flashing millions her hot bod now it looks like she ate Justin Timberlake. Janet was physically in the French Riviera but is [...]
Do you think this video should be flagged on Youtube?
It’s hard to believe our videos continue to get yanked yet this one still flies. Needless to say I’ve watch this like fifty times and I hope it doesn’t get flagged.
Orlando Bloom Booty Call
Orlando was spotted recently at Cannes Film Festival on a yacht with Victoria secret models. Yo Ho Ho Ho a pirate’s life for me. ~Captain C
Hello Kelly Brook!!!
I didn’t know who Kelly Brook was until today. Hello Kelly Brook, hello fellas. ~Captain C Is it me or does she look like Lisa Nova?
