Nooooo, not Janet!!!

What happened?! At first I thought it was Oprah Winfrey then I realized it was Janet, Miss Jackson and she’s nasty. It seems like only yesterday she was on stage at the Superbowl flashing millions her hot bod now it looks like she ate Justin Timberlake. Janet was physically in the French Riviera but is mentally somewhere else. Come back soon Janet, we miss you.

~Captain C