9021Ohhhh!

I still remember when Torri Spelling got married the first time.  All the magazines, despite 90210 being off the air for over a decade, still gave her wedding the spot light over the death of Marlon Brando (one of the the greatest actors of all times). Well I guess her influential, rich, producing Dad can’t save her now. Those breasts are about scary as getting a blood transfusion from Amy Winehouse. I’d rather motorboat Youtube’s Mr. Pregnant. At least his nipples are on the right side and they’re bigger.

~Captain C