Raiders of the Lost Plot…Returns?

Nooooooooo! Shia LaBeouf says that it looks like a follow-up to Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is moving forward. How can this be true? Do they really think we want another plotless, half-assed effected film, with an unwanted E.T., and drunk-driving Even Stevens, and a geriatric, whip cracking Harrison Ford. Simply put, that last Indiana Jones made “Dude Where’s My Car” look like an Academy Award winner. I’d rather go to a Jonas Brothers concert wearing a Fred t-shirt while holding hands with Adam Lambert. Please, somebody, use the force and stop this turd or hire somebody who doesn’t write for Hannah Montana fans.

~Captain C

P.S. Crystal Skull was made for about $185 million and earned $786.6 million worldwide. It was the second-highest earner of 2008, behind just The Dark Knight.