Twilight is Porn for Women

Can you believe fans are already camping out for the public premiere of “New Moon” due out this Friday. Just for the record, more advanced tickets have been bought online for the film than any in history. Can somebody please tell me (in the comments) what women’s obsession is with these books? Unfortunately, 80% of our audience is male. And since 98% of men don’t read we don’t expect any answers but I do think the key to having rock-star like sex lies with women lies here. I only wish my penis sparkled.

~Capt C

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  1. Colin says:

    girls like twilight because… well… they’re girls. they don’t even understand each other.

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    Elmara Reply:

    Im a girl, and i hate twilight even all friend’s hate it and my family too, the only person that i know who likes it is one of my old friend called “Josh” but no one else!!!

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    Colin Reply:

    no one else? are you sure? they may like it and are just ashamed to tell you. my friend likes it, and he stopped talking to me for a month when i found out he likes it.

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  2. tyler dude says:

    twilight sucks

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