Yeah. Our wives just walked out of the room in disgust after they looked at us.
I betcha that she watches where walks from now on.
Was that your trailer? Or were you just happy to see me?
So were they in like a ‘69′ position inside that costume, or what?

Guess who might be stopping by the ship this summer for a collab? That’s right, it’s the beautiful up & coming model Jordan Carver. One of the Clip Critics fans brought Jordan to our attention (thanks Josh) and we’ve been loving her ever since. I’ve been dying to show you this photo but at the request of management we were asked not to publish anything until after the 14th. Well Happy late V-Day Fellas!
Captain C & Crew
P.S. My God, she’s hypnotic!

Take that Philadelphia. Think you had a little snow. These Russians jumped five stories in to a snow drift. Which begs the question. Who the hell thought to do that?! I mean really?! Who was the first guy to jump off the building? Damn……
Finally. Someone had the balls to take Alanis Morissette down a few pegs for her song “Ironic” which was not ‘ironic’ at all. We have to admit that this is funny, CollegeHumor, but we couldn’t help but ask ourselves how much more funny this might have been 15 years ago. Kind of ironic, huh.
Move over Toby Keith, there’s a new country star in town.
Can you imagine if she had to park an SUV.
Looks like Sally shouldn’t have been messing around with all the other cheerleaders boyfriends.