» bikini

Happy Anniversary Beth!

Captain Chuck — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:42:21 +0000

Click here to view the embedded video.

When I’m not goofing around as the Captain I can be found as real dad/husband. This is a video on how I met my wife. Happy Anniversary Beth and thanks for putting up with me all these years.

xoxo,

Chad (aka Captain Chuck)

Ice-T with Double D’s

Captain Chuck — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 17:12:03 +0000

I can’t tell who has bigger tits Ice-T, Me or his wife Nicole “Coco” Austin. I wonder if they play suck and blow?

~Captain C

Fish Tacos & Beer

Captain Chuck — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:20:14 +0000

My kind of woman.

~Captain C

Breaking News…. iJustine in bikini!

Captain Chuck — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 18:17:11 +0000

Forget Michael Jackson, North Korea, and the fact your Father’s jobless… iJustine is in bikini! We knew the day would come and now all men can rest. God I love Pirate’s Booty. Can you imagine being that knife? iJustine appears to be on vacation with her hot sisters and there getting nutty. Let’s all pray for a scissor fight or a trampoline park. We here at the Clip Critics love iJustine. She’s wild, fun, sweet and not to mention (unlike ourselves) hot! Go give the Twitter queen some love and tell her (and her sisters) we said hi!

Best,
Captain C & Crew

P.S. Happy Late 4th!

Holy Taco!!!

Captain Chuck — Tue, 12 May 2009 02:07:18 +0000

Do you think this is Photoshoped? Whatever, it’s fantastic. ~Captain C