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		<title>Clip of the Day 6.23.10 &#8211; Back Flip Attempt Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 14:25:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>clipcritics</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back flip full of fail.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Back flip full of fail.</p>
<p><a href="http://clipcritics.com/everything-we-post/uncategorized/clip-of-the-day-6-23-10-back-flip-attempt-fail"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p>
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		<title>Clip of the Day 6.22.10 &#8211; Jump over car fail</title>
		<link>http://clipcritics.com/everything-we-post/uncategorized/clip-of-the-day-6-22-10</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 06:21:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>clipcritics</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How he had a kneecap left after that jump, we have no idea.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How he had a kneecap left after that jump, we have no idea.</p>
<p><a href="http://clipcritics.com/everything-we-post/uncategorized/clip-of-the-day-6-22-10"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p>
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		<title>Clip Critics 3.0</title>
		<link>http://clipcritics.com/everything-we-post/uncategorized/clip-critics-3-0</link>
		<comments>http://clipcritics.com/everything-we-post/uncategorized/clip-critics-3-0#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 05:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>clipcritics</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Featured]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://clipcritics.com/?p=1423</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We know we have not had a new video up in over 5 months.  But we are busy working away on the new season of Clip Critics!  3.0!  You can see that we will be showing off different rooms of the ship (Like Zoron&#8217;s room here): And Captain Chuck is up to his usual funny [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We know we have not had a new video up in over 5 months.  But we are busy working away on the new season of Clip Critics!  3.0!  You can see that we will be showing off different rooms of the ship (Like Zoron&#8217;s room here):</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Zoron Room" src="http://clipcritics.com/images/thumbs/ZoronRoom.jpg" alt="" width="576" height="324" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">And Captain Chuck is up to his usual funny business with some new videos with Super Model <a href="http://www.jordancarver.com/Jordan_Carver/Official_Page.html" target="_blank">Jordan Carver</a>:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Chuck and Jordan" src="http://clipcritics.com/images/thumbs/chuckjordan.jpg" alt="" width="640" height="410" /></p>
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		<title>MysteryGuitarMan</title>
		<link>http://clipcritics.com/everything-we-post/uncategorized/mysteryguitarman</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 05:47:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>clipcritics</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joe Penna (aka MysterGuitarMan from Youtube) stopped by today to work on a new video.  We can&#8217;t tell you what it was for but it rhymes with pony.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Joe Penna (aka MysterGuitarMan from Youtube) stopped by today to work on a new video.  We can&#8217;t tell you what it was for but it rhymes with pony. <img src='http://clipcritics.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Mysterious Pony" src="http://clipcritics.com/images/thumbs/mystery.jpg" alt="" width="420" height="560" /></p>
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		<title>Asians Doing Christopher Walken Impressions</title>
		<link>http://clipcritics.com/everything-we-post/uncategorized/asians-doing-christopher-walken-impressions</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 19:04:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>clipcritics</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://clipcritics.com/?p=685</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Wow.  Everyone can do Walken impressions.  Maybe this is the common ground that we need to look for as a species.  Christopher Walken may make the world come together in peace and harmony.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">Wow.  Everyone can do Walken impressions.  Maybe this is the common ground that we need to look for as a species.  Christopher Walken may make the world come together in peace and harmony.</p>
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		<title>COD Modern Warfare 2</title>
		<link>http://clipcritics.com/everything-we-post/uncategorized/cod-modern-warfare-2</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 03:25:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>clipcritics</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[New 2 minute trailer. My god, I can&#8217;t wait!!!!!!  I might just miss Thanksgiving this year.  Sorry Mom.   -Zoron]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>New 2 minute trailer.  My god, I can&#8217;t wait!!!!!!  I might just miss Thanksgiving this year.  Sorry Mom.     -Zoron</strong></p>
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		<title>Terminator Salvation Review</title>
		<link>http://clipcritics.com/everything-we-post/reviews/terminator-salvation-review</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 01:08:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>clipcritics</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://clipcritics.com/?p=279</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh boy.  I really can’t believe that “Terminator Salvation” could be that much more of a letdown after “Terminator 3”.  But, holy crap, was this a waste of $200 million dollars.  You would think that with that much money on the line they would have at least checked to make sure they had a finished [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" title="Terminator Salvation" src="http://www.wallpaperez.net/wallpaper/movie/m/Terminator-Salvation-1704.jpg" alt="" width="233" height="175" />Oh boy.  I really can’t believe that “Terminator Salvation” could be that much more of a letdown after “Terminator 3”.  But, holy crap, was this a waste of $200 million dollars.  You would think that with that much money on the line they would have at least checked to make sure they had a finished script.   It felt like I was watching part of a movie.<br />
The acting was good, the effects were good, the directing was so-so but wow talk about completely toothless.  It was wall-to-wall action for two hours with no focus.  It wouldn’t slow down long enough for everyone to take a breath and appreciate the action sequences.  The director, McG, had to rely on throwing in a bunch of references to past terminator movies to give you sense of nostalgia, hoping to cover up the lack of story.<br />
***SPOILERS***<br />
I really don’t know how you can screw up the first meeting of John Connor and his father Kyle Reese or even the return of Arnold (his younger face from the 1984 movie pasted onto a younger body builder) as the kick ass original Terminator.  It had no punch whatsoever.  It was amazing how anti-climactic it was.<br />
I can see now why Christian Bale threw that famous tantrum on the set of this movie.  He must have realized a couple days in how much of a crapfest it was going to be.  I can only surmise that because ILM did the effects for the movie, some of George Lucas’s damaged mojo must have rubbed off on the filmmakers.  “You don’t need story or dialogue when you can create all these wonderful 3d effects now do you?”<br />
I would recommend avoiding if you can.  Go back and watch the original “Terminator” and “Judgement Day” and remember the good times.<br />
<strong>-Zoron Out.</strong></p>
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		<title>Worst Laugh in the World</title>
		<link>http://clipcritics.com/everything-we-post/uncategorized/worst-laugh-in-the-world</link>
		<comments>http://clipcritics.com/everything-we-post/uncategorized/worst-laugh-in-the-world#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 07:15:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>clipcritics</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://clipcritics.com/?p=199</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Did this guy do the voice overs for some of the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Did this guy do the voice overs for some of the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park?</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><p><a href="http://clipcritics.com/everything-we-post/uncategorized/worst-laugh-in-the-world"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p></p>
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		<title>Boobs!</title>
		<link>http://clipcritics.com/everything-we-post/only-here/boobs</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 23:52:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>clipcritics</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Flagged by Youtube again.  Oh well, guess everyone can just watch our uncensored clips here: Then check out ForFun808&#8242;s Youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/ForFun808]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Flagged by Youtube again.  Oh well, guess everyone can just watch our uncensored clips here:</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><p><a href="http://clipcritics.com/everything-we-post/only-here/boobs"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Then check out ForFun808&#8242;s Youtube channel:</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/ForFun808">http://www.youtube.com/user/ForFun808</a></strong></p>
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		<title>Emergency?</title>
		<link>http://clipcritics.com/everything-we-post/news/emergency</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 23:49:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>clipcritics</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Willis and I don&#8217;t think this guy is going to make it. -Captain Chuck]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Willis and I don&#8217;t think this guy is going to make it.</p>
<p>-Captain Chuck</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="emergency" src="http://clipcritics.com/wp-content/uploads/hospital.jpg" alt="" width="639" height="385" /></p>
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