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Humping with the Stars!

clipcritics — Sat, 08 Oct 2011 16:31:40 +0000

Cinthia Fernandez blows away the competition…literally! There may be some hotties on “Dancing with the Stars”, but they have nothing on Argentina’s version Bailando por un Sueño. Thanks to Steve from South Florida for sending us the clip.

Extended, uncensored version (NTSFW):

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Bonus clip from Bailando por un Sueño (NTSFW):

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Choreographed by Ron Jeremy

Mom Gets Porn Punked

Captain Chuck — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 18:47:50 +0000

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Happy New Years Everyone! This is just typical day out with the family. My brother notices the host/bartender is an actor from the adult Cinamax movies in Calabasas. We tell Mom he’s famous actor/dancer and to try and get his autograph for the family. She does it and the comedy ensues.

Side note-To add to the bizareness of the night shortly after this I ended up having a conversation with Jermaine Jackson about his brother Michael. He’s a really nice guy.

~Capt C (aka Chad)

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Twilight is Porn for Women

Captain Chuck — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:27:07 +0000

Can you believe fans are already camping out for the public premiere of “New Moon” due out this Friday. Just for the record, more advanced tickets have been bought online for the film than any in history. Can somebody please tell me (in the comments) what women’s obsession is with these books? Unfortunately, 80% of our audience is male. And since 98% of men don’t read we don’t expect any answers but I do think the key to having rock-star like sex lies with women lies here. I only wish my penis sparkled.

~Capt C