Can you believe fans are already camping out for the public premiere of “New Moon” due out this Friday. Just for the record, more advanced tickets have been bought online for the film than any in history. Can somebody please tell me (in the comments) what women’s obsession is with these books? Unfortunately, 80% of our audience is male. And since 98% of men don’t read we don’t expect any answers but I do think the key to having rock-star like sex lies with women lies here. I only wish my penis sparkled.

~Capt C